Chapter and Verse

The least violent of all my books – including, probably, the childrens’ ones!

This is the story of fading author Ivan Connor (!) and his bizarre attempt to reignite his career by drunkenly re-editing his rejected literary masterpiece into a chick-lit bonk buster and hiring a beautiful actress to impersonate this new publishing star.

I think I finally gave in and put a gun in it somewhere!

A lot of people who don`t normally buy my books bought this one and loved it. You could look at it as a satire on the publishing industry, or a commentary on my doomed career, but I think at its heart it’s a caper movie in disguise, and hopefully pretty funny.